Monday, 12 March 2012

The general public

The general public. They can be such a funny sort.

A woman was asking me for something on the phone today. As they always ask me for something. I was asking her if she could maybe spell the word out for me.

G for Golf?

Her patience wore thin.

"P. P FOR PENIS."

An awkward silence.

"So that's *insert company name here* at *the exact address*"

"Are you making fun of me?" She asked, her voice shaking.

"Would you like to be connected?" My voice shook more.

We both burst into laughter at the same time.

1 comment:

  1. Funny how penis is the only word that comes to mind when trying to say that something starts with "p", isn't it? Tee hee.

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